So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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you have to choose: penises or morals?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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