So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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