Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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