sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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