I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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