The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I smell like Dick and happiness
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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