Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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