She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
