So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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