every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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