Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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