Having a random hookup so left but love u
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
