Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
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My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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