How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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