He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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