I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You need a sexual gate keeper
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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