Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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