im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Randomize
