Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Dignity is for republicans.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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