found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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