I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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