I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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