i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
she was so not down for the gang bang
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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