Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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