Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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