I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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