To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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