The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
ok first of all what the fuck
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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