I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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