Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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