I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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