That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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