party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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