I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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