she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
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Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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