So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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