you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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