my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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