it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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