I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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