Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
operation have a gay friend backfired
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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