but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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