using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
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I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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