ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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