Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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