So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Dick very happy bro
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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