ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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