Betty ford says i'm here all night
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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