Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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