I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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