How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
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He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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