I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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