no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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