It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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