So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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