Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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