Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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