apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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